May 15, 2012
mall rat
these girls looked like they were outfitted exclusively by hot topic. dickies pants, emily the strange t-shirts, knee-high striped socks, those platform maryjane sneakers.
we actually sacrifice very little when reinventing this style. platform sneaks are making their way back to the feet of edgy respectable adults everywhere as we speak, and loose-fitting tees with subversive messages are all the rage. we can even work in neon colors and glitter - remember when everyone had those jelly purses from claire’s?
tee | twill jeggings | purse | gummy bracelets | sneaks
plain jane
for lack of more adventurous choices, these girls defaulted to flared jeans and solid-color tops from generic mall stores and tended to wear sneakers with everything.
well, as luck would have it, nondescript is kind of the new black! just as long as it’s never again from american eagle or any of its even more suburban cousins.
tee | jean skirt | backpack | bracelet | tennis shoes
slut
the adamantly experienced girls at my high school loved belly button or tongue rings, ultra low rise jeans with exposed thongs, spaghetti strap tank tops, bleached hair and cigarettes.
as a matter of function, loose-fit boyfriend jeans are a great replacement for low-rise flares because they come off easily. as fashion, they make it look like you’re not trying too hard, and everyone knows girls who look like they try too hard are too prissy to actually sack dudes on the reg. it’s hard to do body piercings these days without looking like a juggalo, but a simple ear chain satisfies body mod desires and looks awesome. finally, upgrade the tube top to a bustier.
bustier | jeans | wedges | earring
did you like that? there’s more ‘outfits to wear now based on your high school stereotype’ posts coming soon!
—GRACE